A couple is on their honeymoon, about to consummate their marriage, when the bride makes a confession:<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m not a virgin.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband shrugs. \u201cThat\u2019s okay.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve been with one man.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWho?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cRory McIlroy.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe world-famous Irish golf champion?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe very one.\u201d<\/p>\n
Impressed but calm, the husband carries on. After their first round, he reaches for the phone to order room service.<\/p>\n
She smiles. \u201cRory wouldn\u2019t do that.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh yeah? What would Rory do?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019d come back to bed for another round.\u201d<\/p>\n
Determined, he does.<\/p>\n
Exhausted after round two, he grabs the phone again.<\/p>\n
\u201cRory wouldn\u2019t do that either,\u201d she teases.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat would he do now?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGo again.\u201d<\/p>\n
Summoning his last bit of strength, he gives it one more shot. Finally, completely drained, he picks up the phone.<\/p>\n
\u201cRoom service?\u201d she asks sweetly.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d he gasps. \u201cI\u2019m calling Rory McIlroy to ask what the par is for this hole.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"