A husband came home drunk late at night. His wife opened the door.<\/p>\n
\u201cSorry, honey,\u201d he said. \u201cI couldn\u2019t stop drinking a bottle whose brand name is the same as yours.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next morning she served breakfast.
He tasted it and complained, \u201cThere\u2019s so much salt in this!\u201d<\/p>\n
She replied, \u201cSorry, honey. I couldn\u2019t stop adding salt since the brand name is the same as yours.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"