{"id":11030,"date":"2026-03-08T09:57:12","date_gmt":"2026-03-08T09:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11030"},"modified":"2026-03-08T09:57:38","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T09:57:38","slug":"a-big-shot-attorney-ended-up-in-the-hospital-for-a-few-days-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11030","title":{"rendered":"A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"284\">A rude attorney spent a few days in the hospital and quickly became a nightmare for the nurses. He complained about everything and treated the staff like his personal assistants.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"364\">One day, the head nurse walked in and said, \u201cI need to take your temperature.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"366\" data-end=\"513\">After several minutes of complaining, she told him it couldn\u2019t be taken orally. Still grumbling, he rolled over so she could take it the other way.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1700470\" data-uid=\"10907\">\n<div id=\"mgw1700470_10907\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"636\">She inserted the thermometer, then said, \u201cStay exactly like that while I get something.\u201d And she left the door wide open.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"712\">The embarrassed attorney waited as people walked by, staring and laughing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"757\">Twenty minutes later, the doctor walked in.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"847\">The attorney snapped, \u201cWhat? Haven\u2019t you ever seen someone get their temperature taken?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"908\">The doctor replied calmly, \u201cSure\u2026 but not with a daffodil.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"912\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A rude attorney spent a few days in the hospital and quickly became a nightmare for the nurses. He complained about everything and treated the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11030\" title=\"A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11031,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11030"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11033,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11030\/revisions\/11033"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}