{"id":11405,"date":"2026-03-12T13:53:41","date_gmt":"2026-03-12T13:53:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11405"},"modified":"2026-03-12T13:53:41","modified_gmt":"2026-03-12T13:53:41","slug":"a-young-boy-enters-a-barber-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11405","title":{"rendered":"A Young Boy Enters a Barber Shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1. The \u201cDumb\u201d Kid<\/strong><br \/>\nA barber tells a customer a boy is the dumbest kid ever. He offers the boy a dollar or two quarters. The boy takes the quarters.<br \/>\nLater someone asks why. The boy says: <strong>\u201cBecause the day I take the dollar, the game is over.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Free Haircuts<\/strong><br \/>\nA priest gets a free haircut \u2192 leaves 12 prayer books.<br \/>\nA police officer gets a free haircut \u2192 leaves 12 donuts.<br \/>\nA senator gets a free haircut \u2192 next day <strong>12 senators show up.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Grandpa in the Park<\/strong><br \/>\nPolice bring Grandpa home, saying he got lost in the park.<br \/>\nGrandma says he\u2019s gone there for 30 years.<br \/>\nGrandpa whispers: <strong>\u201cI wasn\u2019t lost\u2026 I just didn\u2019t want to go home yet.\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>1. The \u201cDumb\u201d Kid A barber tells a customer a boy is the dumbest kid ever. He offers the boy a dollar or two quarters. <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11405\" title=\"A Young Boy Enters a Barber Shop\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11406,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11405"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11407,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11405\/revisions\/11407"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}