{"id":11421,"date":"2026-03-12T14:13:50","date_gmt":"2026-03-12T14:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11421"},"modified":"2026-03-12T14:13:50","modified_gmt":"2026-03-12T14:13:50","slug":"paddys-plane-misunderstanding-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11421","title":{"rendered":"Paddy\u2019s Plane Misunderstanding! \u2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"36\" data-end=\"105\">A Muslim man sat next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"266\">The stewardess asked the Muslim passenger if he\u2019d like a drink. He replied in disgust, \u201cI\u2019d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"361\">Paddy quickly handed his whiskey back and said,<br data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"318\" \/>\u201cMe too \u2014 I didn\u2019t know we had a choice!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A Muslim man sat next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim passenger if he\u2019d like a drink. <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11421\" title=\"Paddy\u2019s Plane Misunderstanding! \u2013\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11421"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11422,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11421\/revisions\/11422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}