{"id":1170,"date":"2025-03-29T14:47:39","date_gmt":"2025-03-29T14:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=1170"},"modified":"2025-03-29T14:47:39","modified_gmt":"2025-03-29T14:47:39","slug":"flowers-and-misunderstandings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=1170","title":{"rendered":"Flowers and Misunderstandings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette\u2019s boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, \u201cOh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I\u2019ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.\u201d The blonde says, \u201cDon\u2019t you have a vase?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette\u2019s boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, \u201cOh crap, my boyfriend <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=1170\" title=\"Flowers and Misunderstandings\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1171,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions\/1171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}