{"id":11973,"date":"2026-03-18T21:56:38","date_gmt":"2026-03-18T21:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11973"},"modified":"2026-03-18T21:56:38","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T21:56:38","slug":"the-supportive-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11973","title":{"rendered":"The Supportive Wife."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"35\" data-end=\"287\">A man gets pulled over for a broken tail light and expired license. Each time he apologizes, his wife interrupts saying she already warned him. Annoyed, he snaps at her. The officer asks if he always talks like that\u2014she replies, \u201cOnly when he\u2019s drunk.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"289\" data-end=\"450\">Another driver goes 25 mph thinking it\u2019s the speed limit\u2014it\u2019s actually the highway number. His passengers look terrified because they just came from highway 150.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"551\">A woman argues when told she\u2019ll be ticketed for going over 55\u2014thinking it\u2019s her age, not the speed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"625\"><strong data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"565\">Overall:<\/strong> misunderstandings + spouses making things worse = the joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A man gets pulled over for a broken tail light and expired license. Each time he apologizes, his wife interrupts saying she already warned him. <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=11973\" title=\"The Supportive Wife.\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11974,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11973"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11973\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11975,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11973\/revisions\/11975"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}