\u2026was bragging that he\u2019d tricked me with spoiled groceries. Sarah explained, \u201cAlex said the eggs were cracked and bad, and the bologna was months expired. He thought it was hilarious.\u201d I was livid. That night, I mixed the rancid eggs and slimy bologna with some expired milk, creating a foul sludge.Under the cover of darkness, I drove to Alex\u2019s place and found his precious car. I popped the hood and hid the mixture near the engine, where the heat would amplify the stench. The next day, Sarah texted me: \u201cAlex is freaking out\u2014his car smells like death!\u201d I smiled. Sometimes, revenge is a dish best served rotten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"