{"id":13700,"date":"2026-04-08T10:09:52","date_gmt":"2026-04-08T10:09:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=13700"},"modified":"2026-04-08T10:09:52","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T10:09:52","slug":"a-pissed-off-wife-was-complaining-about-her-husband-spending-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=13700","title":{"rendered":"A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A husband always spent his free time at the pub, so one night he brought his wife along.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked.<br \/>\n\u201cThe same as you,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n<p>He ordered a drink and downed it in one shot. She took a sip, immediately spat it out, and said, \u201cThat\u2019s terrible! How can you drink that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He replied, \u201cSee? And you think I\u2019m out there enjoying myself every night.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A husband always spent his free time at the pub, so one night he brought his wife along. \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked. \u201cThe same <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=13700\" title=\"A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all.\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13701,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13702,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13700\/revisions\/13702"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}