{"id":13876,"date":"2026-04-10T08:12:30","date_gmt":"2026-04-10T08:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=13876"},"modified":"2026-04-10T08:12:30","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T08:12:30","slug":"i-found-this-in-my-girlfriends-bathroom-weve-been-looking-at-it-for-an-hour-now-and-still-cant-figure-out-what-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=13876","title":{"rendered":"I found this in my girlfriend\u2019s bathroom. We\u2019ve been looking at it for an hour now and still can\u2019t figure out what it is."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"64\" data-end=\"353\">By the time we\u2019d imagined every worst-case scenario\u2014parasite, mutant mold, some rotting animal\u2014the bathroom felt like a crime scene. My girlfriend kept asking if it was dangerous or if something was wrong with the apartment. I tried to stay calm, but just looking at it made my skin crawl.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"662\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">When we found out it was just harmless slime mold, the fear didn\u2019t vanish\u2014it shifted into a weird unease, like the world still hides things in plain sight. We cleaned it up, aired the room, and laughed it off, a little shakily. But now, every time I step onto those tiles, I still glance down\u2026 just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>By the time we\u2019d imagined every worst-case scenario\u2014parasite, mutant mold, some rotting animal\u2014the bathroom felt like a crime scene. My girlfriend kept asking if it <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=13876\" title=\"I found this in my girlfriend\u2019s bathroom. We\u2019ve been looking at it for an hour now and still can\u2019t figure out what it is.\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13877,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13878,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13876\/revisions\/13878"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}