<\/p>\n
A drunk suddenly stands up, shouts \u201cATTENTION ALL,\u201d and farts loudly.
\nEmbarrassed, a husband says, \u201cYou just farted before my wife!\u201d
\nThe drunk replies, \u201cSorry\u2014I didn\u2019t know it was her turn.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014<\/p>\n
A man brings his fianc\u00e9e home. During dinner, she quietly farts.
\nThe father blames the dog: \u201cRocky!!\u201d
\nShe does it again\u2014\u201cRocky!! Be careful!\u201d
\nAfter the third time, he yells: \u201cRocky! Move or she\u2019s gonna blame it all on you!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014<\/p>\n
On a bus, a woman wearing strong perfume says it\u2019s Chanel from Paris.
\nLater, a man lets out a fart.
\nShe complains about the smell.
\nHe says, \u201cGarlic\u2014from Gilroy, California.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"