A mom tells her son to say he\u2019s 5 so he can ride the bus for free. When the driver asks his age, he says \u201c5.\u201d Asked when he\u2019ll be 6, the boy replies, \u201cWhen I get off the bus.\u201d<\/p>\n
On a bus, a baby won\u2019t breastfeed. The mom jokes she\u2019ll give it to the man next to her if it doesn\u2019t. After hearing this for 20 minutes, the man sighs, \u201cPlease decide\u2014I missed my stop six stops ago.\u201d<\/p>\n
Two men chat loudly on a bus. A woman overhears what sounds like a graphic story and scolds them. One replies, \u201cRelax, I\u2019m just explaining how to spell \u2018Mississippi.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
A man calls his son saying he\u2019s divorcing after 45 years. The son and daughter panic and rush home to stop it. After hanging up, the father tells his wife, \u201cPerfect\u2014they\u2019re coming for Christmas and paying their own way.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"