A man and a woman were asleep when a loud noise woke them at 3 a.m. The woman panicked and shouted, \u201cThat must be my husband!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man, terrified, jumped out the window and ran for his life. Minutes later, he came back, furious, yelling, \u201cI am<\/em> your husband!\u201d Another day, a wife came home early and caught her husband with a young woman. Furious, she demanded a divorce.<\/p>\n The husband begged to explain. He claimed he had picked up a starving, struggling woman, brought her home, fed her, let her shower, and gave her clothes his wife never used\u2014jeans, underwear, a shirt, even shoes.<\/p>\n Finally, he said, as he walked her out, she turned to him and asked:<\/p>\n \u201cYou\u2019re so kind\u2026 is there anything else your wife doesn\u2019t use?\u201d \ud83d\ude2c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
She snapped back, \u201cThen why were you running?\u201d \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n