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Trump Ends ‘War on Showers’ With New Order, Shares Hair Routine<\/strong><\/p>\n April 12, 2025 \u2013 Former President Donald Trump made headlines again\u2014this time for his hair and a new executive order. Amid economic turbulence from a recent 10% tariff on goods from nearly 60 countries\u2014which caused a $2 trillion market drop\u2014Trump shifted focus to an unusual topic: water pressure.<\/p>\n On April 9, he announced a change to the federal definition of “shower head,” claiming past regulations limited water flow too much. \u201cI like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair,\u201d he said. The order also impacts sinks and toilets.<\/p>\n Trump has long criticized low-flow appliances, saying they\u2019re inconvenient and ineffective. He even revisited an old complaint about needing to flush toilets multiple times.<\/p>\n In true Trump fashion, he hinted at another rollback: bringing back plastic straws, calling paper ones \u201cuseless.\u201d<\/p>\n So along with tariffs and trade, water pressure and straws are now on his policy radar.<\/p>\n Want it even shorter?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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