{"id":14980,"date":"2026-04-23T08:29:34","date_gmt":"2026-04-23T08:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=14980"},"modified":"2026-04-23T08:29:34","modified_gmt":"2026-04-23T08:29:34","slug":"i-ordered-a-pizza-in-the-evening-the-delivery-driver-brought-it-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=14980","title":{"rendered":"I ordered a pizza in the evening. The delivery driver brought it to me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"77\">I opened my pizza box expecting a normal meal\u2026 but what I saw made me freeze.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"79\" data-end=\"252\">The cheese was covered in strange, swollen bubble-like shapes rising from the surface. For a moment, I thought something had gone wrong\u2014or worse, that it wasn\u2019t safe to eat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"350\">My appetite disappeared instantly as I stared at it, trying to figure out what I was looking at.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"504\">After a quick search online, I finally learned the truth: those \u201cmystery bubbles\u201d are just air pockets and steam trapped in melted cheese during baking.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"544\">Completely normal. Just weird-looking.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"639\">What felt unsettling at first turned out to be nothing more than a harmless cooking reaction.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"700\">I ended up laughing at myself\u2026 then eating the whole slice.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"764\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Sometimes, things only look strange until you understand them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>I opened my pizza box expecting a normal meal\u2026 but what I saw made me freeze. The cheese was covered in strange, swollen bubble-like shapes <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=14980\" title=\"I ordered a pizza in the evening. The delivery driver brought it to me.\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14981,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14982,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14980\/revisions\/14982"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}