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A man gets pulled over for a broken tail light. He panics and jumps out of the car. The officer tells him to relax\u2014but the man cries, \u201cWait till my family finds out!\u201d When asked where they are, he replies, \u201cIn the trailer that was hitched to the car!\u201d<\/p>\n

Another man asks a cop if he can park somewhere. The cop says no. \u201cThen why are all these cars here?\u201d he asks. The cop shrugs: \u201cThey didn\u2019t ask.\u201d<\/p>\n

Two officers stop a driver but can\u2019t spell the town name, so they decide to let him go and ticket him later in an easier city.<\/p>\n

And a couple of drunks argue whether the moon is the sun\u2014until a third drunk says, \u201cDon\u2019t ask me, I don\u2019t live here.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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