A driver stopped at a red light in a big city, but when it turned green, he didn\u2019t move. After several light changes, a cop asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong\u2014don\u2019t you like any of the colors?\u201d<\/p>\n
At a job interview, a candidate was asked to use Yellow, Pink, and Green in a sentence. She said, \u201cWhen the phone goes GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW!\u201d She got the job.<\/p>\n
Two blondes worked in a warehouse. One pretended to be crazy, hanging and yelling, \u201cI\u2019m a lightbulb!\u201d The boss sent her home. The other followed, saying, \u201cI can\u2019t work in the dark!\u201d<\/p>\n
A priest and a taxi driver reached heaven. The taxi driver got a silk robe and gold scepter, while the priest got simple ones. When he complained, St. Peter said, \u201cWhen you preached, people slept\u2014but when he drove, people prayed!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"