{"id":15648,"date":"2026-05-01T11:24:40","date_gmt":"2026-05-01T11:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=15648"},"modified":"2026-05-01T11:24:40","modified_gmt":"2026-05-01T11:24:40","slug":"a-man-came-home-from-work-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=15648","title":{"rendered":"A man came home from work one day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"320\">A man came home to find his wife leaving for Las Vegas. She said she\u2019d discovered she could earn $400 a night for what she gave him for free. He rushed inside, grabbed his bags, and said he was coming too\u2014because he wanted to see how she\u2019d live on $800 a year.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"560\">Another story: A lawyer with 12 kids couldn\u2019t find a rental, so he took one child house-hunting and sent his wife to the cemetery with the other eleven. When asked where the rest were, he said, \u201cThey\u2019re in the cemetery with their mother.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"635\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><strong data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"572\">Moral:<\/strong> You don\u2019t always have to lie\u2014just choose your words carefully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A man came home to find his wife leaving for Las Vegas. She said she\u2019d discovered she could earn $400 a night for what she <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=15648\" title=\"A man came home from work one day\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15649,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15650,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15648\/revisions\/15650"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}