A mother is driving her daughter to a playdate.<\/p>\n
\u201cMommy, how old are you?\u201d the girl asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t ask a lady her age,\u201d her mother replies. \u201cThat\u2019s not polite.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay\u2026 how much do you weigh?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThose are personal questions,\u201d the mother says.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy did you and Daddy get divorced?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cEnough questions!\u201d the mother snaps.<\/p>\n
Later, the child\u2019s friend says, \u201cIf you want answers, just look at her driver\u2019s licence. It tells you everything.\u201d<\/p>\n
That night, the girl tells her mother:
\n\u201cI know you\u2019re 32.\u201d<\/p>\n
Her mother is shocked. \u201cHow did you find that out?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I know you weigh 130 pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHow on earth did you learn that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I know why you and Daddy got divorced.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause you got an F in sex.\u201d<\/p>\n
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A little girl notices her mother\u2019s white hairs.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy are some of your hairs white, Mom?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cEvery time you do something wrong and make me sad, one turns white,\u201d her mother says.<\/p>\n
The girl thinks for a moment, then asks:
\n\u201cSo why is Grandma\u2019s hair all white?\u201d<\/p>\n
And finally:<\/p>\n
A boy starts eating before prayer at dinner.<\/p>\n
\u201cWait until we say grace,\u201d his mother says.<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t have to,\u201d he replies.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s our rule at home!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThis isn\u2019t our house,\u201d he says. \u201cThis is Grandma\u2019s house\u2014and she knows how to cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"