{"id":15766,"date":"2026-05-02T21:42:08","date_gmt":"2026-05-02T21:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=15766"},"modified":"2026-05-02T21:42:08","modified_gmt":"2026-05-02T21:42:08","slug":"i-found-a-flash-drive-in-a-regular-sausage-at-first-i-thought-the-flash-drive-had-accidentally-ended-up-in-the-food-until-i-checked-its-contents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=15766","title":{"rendered":"I found a flash drive in a regular sausage: at first I thought the flash drive had accidentally ended up in the food until I checked its contents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The scenario itself is extremely implausible. Industrial sausage production involves grinding, mixing, and strict quality controls, including metal detection. A USB flash drive would almost certainly be caught or would damage machinery long before packaging. The idea that it ends up perfectly embedded, intact, and in a retail product is basically impossible in normal conditions.<br \/>\nThen there\u2019s the storytelling pattern: ordinary setup \u2192 strange discovery \u2192 escalating mystery \u2192 eerie, unresolved ending (the photo, the feeling of being watched). That structure is classic creepypasta\u2014designed to create tension and leave you unsettled, not to document a real incident.<br \/>\nThe \u201cOPEN ME\u201d folder and a single unsettling image is another common horror trope. In reality, if someone went through the trouble of hiding a device like that, it would likely contain more meaningful or targeted content\u2014not something vague and cinematic.<br \/>\nSo the most grounded explanation: it\u2019s fictional, or heavily embellished for clicks and engagement.<br \/>\nThat said, one part is worth taking seriously in real life: never plug unknown USB drives into your computer. That\u2019s a genuine security risk.<br \/>\nAs a story, though, it works\u2014it taps into a very specific fear: something hidden inside the ordinary, turning a safe, everyday routine into something unsettling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>The scenario itself is extremely implausible. Industrial sausage production involves grinding, mixing, and strict quality controls, including metal detection. A USB flash drive would almost <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=15766\" title=\"I found a flash drive in a regular sausage: at first I thought the flash drive had accidentally ended up in the food until I checked its contents\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15767,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15768,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15766\/revisions\/15768"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}