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1. \u201cCustomer Is Always Right\u201d<\/strong>
Manager: \u201cI told you\u2014the customer is always right!\u201d
Clerk: \u201cYes, sir.\u201d
Manager: \u201cGood. What was the argument about?\u201d
Clerk: \u201cHe said you\u2019re an idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n

2. Fish Heads = Smart?<\/strong>
Green tells a customer fish heads make you smarter\u2014$4 each.
The man buys some, comes back upset. Buys more.<\/p>\n

Finally he realizes: \u201cWait\u2026 whole fish cost $2. You\u2019re ripping me off!\u201d
Green smiles: \u201cSee? You\u2019re getting smarter already.\u201d<\/p>\n

3. Last Word in Marriage<\/strong>
Chad: \u201cI figured out how to always have the last word.\u201d
Sherm: \u201cHow?\u201d
Chad: \u201cSimple\u2014my last words are always, \u2018Yes, dear.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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