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Two students argued over a $10 bill\u2014whoever told the biggest lie would get it. The teacher said she never lied as a child\u2026 so they gave her the $10.<\/p>\n
A French student learned fractions, then paused on 4\/8: \u201cShould I reduce?\u201d \u201cYes.\u201d \u201cGive me a second\u2026\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n
A girl insisted a whale swallowed Jonah. The teacher said it\u2019s impossible. The girl replied, \u201cI\u2019ll ask Jonah in heaven.\u201d \u201cWhat if he\u2019s in hell?\u201d \u201cThen you ask him.\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandpa told police he got lost in a park he\u2019d known for 30 years\u2014later whispered, \u201cI was just too tired to walk home.\u201d<\/p>\n
A man told to take ducks to the zoo returned with them in sunglasses: \u201cWe went yesterday\u2014today we\u2019re going to the beach.\u201d<\/p>\n
A cowboy drank 3 beers for himself and his brothers. One day he ordered 2\u2014people thought one died. He said, \u201cNo, I quit drinking.\u201d<\/p>\n
Riddle: I had $13, got money from family, and had $5 more. How much did I have? Answer: $18 (only what you originally had).<\/p>\n
Old couple in heaven enjoyed free luxury. Husband yelled, \u201cWe could\u2019ve been here 10 years ago if not for your healthy diet!\u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny failed math: \u201cTeacher kept changing her mind\u20143+5, 4+4, 6+2 all equal 8!\u201d<\/p>\n
A beggar complained donations dropped. The man said kids went to college. Beggar replied, \u201cYou\u2019re educating them with my money?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Man swapped lives with his stay-at-home wife\u2014after one exhausting day, he begged to switch back. God said, \u201cIn 9 months\u2014you\u2019re pregnant.\u201d<\/p>\n
Blind man with a Chihuahua tried to enter a restaurant. Bouncer: \u201cA Chihuahua?\u201d Man: \u201cWait\u2026 they gave me a Chihuahua?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Hope that still gives you a smile \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"