{"id":15971,"date":"2026-05-05T18:01:15","date_gmt":"2026-05-05T18:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=15971"},"modified":"2026-05-05T18:01:15","modified_gmt":"2026-05-05T18:01:15","slug":"a-5-year-old-wont-stop-crying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=15971","title":{"rendered":"A 5-Year-Old Won\u2019t Stop Crying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"355\"><strong data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"89\">1. Crying boy on a plane:<\/strong><br data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"92\" \/>A 5-year-old throws a loud tantrum mid-flight. An elderly Air Force General walks up, whispers something\u2014and the boy instantly calms down. Later, the General reveals: he showed his medals and told the boy he could throw one passenger off the plane if needed. \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"612\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><strong data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"381\">2. Taco Bell moment:<\/strong><br data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"384\" \/>A mom worries her son had an accident because of a bad smell. After asking repeatedly, the boy stands up, pulls his pants down, and shouts, \u201cSEE MOM, IT\u2019S JUST FARTS!\u201d\u2014leaving the whole restaurant laughing while she\u2019s mortified.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>1. Crying boy on a plane:A 5-year-old throws a loud tantrum mid-flight. An elderly Air Force General walks up, whispers something\u2014and the boy instantly calms <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=15971\" title=\"A 5-Year-Old Won\u2019t Stop Crying\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15972,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15971"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15973,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15971\/revisions\/15973"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}