Wife: \u201cHoney, don\u2019t forget to buy bread on your way home\u2026 and say hi to your girlfriend Valerie.\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cWho is Valerie??\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cNobody. I just wanted to make sure you\u2019d read my message.\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cBut\u2026 I\u2019m actually with Valerie right now.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWHAT?! Where are you?\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cNear the bakery you love.\u201d<\/p>\n
Panicked, the wife rushed to the bakery, searching everywhere for him and \u201cValerie.\u201d Finally, she texted again:<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cI\u2019m here! Where are you?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cI\u2019m at work \ud83d\ude02 Since you\u2019re already at the bakery, can you buy the bread?\u201d<\/p>\n
She stood there stunned, realizing he had completely turned the prank around on her. Trying not to laugh, she replied:<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cYou\u2019ll regret this later\u2026 but fine, I\u2019ll buy the bread.\u201d<\/p>\n
Husband: \u201cThanks, my love. And say hi to Valerie \ud83d\ude09\u201d<\/p>\n
By the time she got home, they were both laughing. What started as suspicion became one of their favorite stories to tell for years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"