{"id":16691,"date":"2026-05-14T22:56:59","date_gmt":"2026-05-14T22:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=16691"},"modified":"2026-05-14T22:56:59","modified_gmt":"2026-05-14T22:56:59","slug":"one-day-an-old-lady-went-to-the-doctor-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=16691","title":{"rendered":"One day an old lady went to the doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"

An 80-year-old virgin went to several doctors because of an itch. The first two told her she probably had crabs, but she insisted that was impossible since she had never been with a man.<\/p>\n

Finally, a third doctor examined her and said:<\/p>\n

\u201cYou\u2019re right, ma\u2019am \u2014 it\u2019s not crabs. This cherry is so old, you\u2019ve got fruit flies.\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An 80-year-old virgin went to several doctors because of an itch. The first two told her she probably had crabs, but she insisted that was […]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16691"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16692,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16691\/revisions\/16692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}