Three bulls hear a new bull is coming to the ranch.
The first says, \u201cI\u2019m not giving up any of my 100 cows.\u201d
The second says, \u201cI earned my 50 cows, and I\u2019m keeping them.\u201d
The third, the smallest, says, \u201cI only have 10 cows, but I\u2019m keeping all of them too.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then a massive 4,700-pound bull arrives. The first two bulls quickly decide to share some cows to avoid trouble. But the small bull starts pawing the dirt and acting tough.<\/p>\n
The others warn him not to fight.
The small bull says, \u201cHe can have all my cows \u2014 I just want him to know I\u2019m a bull, not a cow.\u201d<\/p>\n
A momma cow has four calves.
One asks, \u201cWhy am I named Rose?\u201d
\u201cBecause a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next asks about being named Lily.
\u201cA lily petal fell on your head.\u201d<\/p>\n
The third asks why she\u2019s Daisy.
\u201cA daisy petal fell on your head.\u201d<\/p>\n
The last calf walks up and says, \u201cHuh ruh buh duh!\u201d
The momma cow replies, \u201cQuiet, Cinderblock!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"