{"id":1938,"date":"2025-05-05T13:16:05","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T13:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=1938"},"modified":"2025-05-05T13:16:05","modified_gmt":"2025-05-05T13:16:05","slug":"a-big-shot-attorney-ended-up-in-the-hospital-for-a-few-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=1938","title":{"rendered":"A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A rude attorney in the hospital treated nurses like assistants, but the head nurse had enough. She told him she needed to take his temperature rectally. Grumbling, he complied. After inserting the thermometer, she left him exposed with the door open, saying, \u201cStay like that!\u201d Passersby laughed. Twenty minutes later, the doctor walked in, confused. The attorney snapped, \u201cNever seen a temperature taken?\u201d The doctor replied, \u201cNot with a daffodil.\u201d The nurse had pranked him perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>LOL! Hope this made you smile! Have a great day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A rude attorney in the hospital treated nurses like assistants, but the head nurse had enough. She told him she needed to take his temperature <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=1938\" title=\"A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1938"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1939,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938\/revisions\/1939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}