Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. \u2018Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?\u2019 she says. The old man sweetly replies \u2018My dear, I\u2019m not smiling at you!’\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy dear, I\u2019m not smiling at you! I\u2019m smiling because I just remembered I forgot my glasses\u2014can\u2019t see a thing!\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"