{"id":21768,"date":"2026-10-05T19:16:31","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T19:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=21768"},"modified":"2026-10-05T19:16:31","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T19:16:31","slug":"the-soldier-asked-for-a-furlough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=21768","title":{"rendered":"The soldier asked for a furlough"},"content":{"rendered":"

The soldier asked for a furlough so that he might get married.<\/h2>\n
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\u201cHow long have you known the Girl?\u201d His superior asked.<\/p>\n

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\u201cA Week.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy, my lad, that is hardly long enough. I suggest that you wait a couple of months, and then, if you still want to get married, I shall grant you a furlough.\u201d<\/p>\n

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In two months, the soldier was back, reminding his superior of his promise.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo you still want to get married? My, My! I did not suppose that a young man would stay interested in the same girl for such a long time nowadays.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cI know, sir. But it is not the same girl, sir.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Three Soldiers had just gotten out of the Army and decided to celebrate by taking a helicopter ride.<\/h2>\n

One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, \u201cI wonder if we\u2019d be able to see it land, if I threw the peel out?\u201d Out goes the peel and they all watch it but don\u2019t see it land.<\/p>\n

One of the others has a rock and says \u201cThis is bigger, we should be able to see it land.\u201d They all watch, but don\u2019t see it land.<\/p>\n

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