{"id":2191,"date":"2025-05-14T10:46:10","date_gmt":"2025-05-14T10:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=2191"},"modified":"2025-05-14T10:46:10","modified_gmt":"2025-05-14T10:46:10","slug":"two-nuns-were-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=2191","title":{"rendered":"TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"161\">Two Nuns at the 7-Eleven<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"548\">Two nuns were browsing in a 7-Eleven when they walked past the beer fridge. One turned to the other and said, \u201cWouldn\u2019t a cold beer be perfect on a hot summer evening?\u201d<br data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"334\" \/>The second nun replied, \u201cIt would, but I\u2019d feel awkward buying beer\u2014imagine the stares we\u2019d get at the checkout!\u201d<br data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"450\" \/>\u201cDon\u2019t worry, I\u2019ve got this,\u201d said the first nun, grabbing a six-pack and heading to the register.<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"726\">The cashier looked up and did a double take when he saw two nuns with beer.<br data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"628\" \/>\u201cWe use it to wash our hair,\u201d said the first nun. \u201cAt the convent, we call it\u00a0<em data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"724\">Catholic shampoo<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"900\">Without missing a beat, the cashier reached under the counter, added a pack of pretzel sticks to their bag, and said with a grin, \u201cWell then, the curlers are on the house.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Two Nuns at the 7-Eleven Two nuns were browsing in a 7-Eleven when they walked past the beer fridge. One turned to the other and <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=2191\" title=\"TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2191"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2192,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2191\/revisions\/2192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}