{"id":2215,"date":"2025-05-14T20:30:30","date_gmt":"2025-05-14T20:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=2215"},"modified":"2025-05-14T20:30:30","modified_gmt":"2025-05-14T20:30:30","slug":"my-ex-husband-ended-up-with-the-house-car-and-all-our-money-after-the-divorce-and-i-laughed-because-that-was-exactly-what-i-had-intended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=2215","title":{"rendered":"My ex-husband ended up with the house, car, and all our money after the divorce \u2013 and I laughed, because that was exactly what I had intended"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>He Took the House in the Divorce\u2014So I Let My Mom Move In<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When my husband Mike asked for a divorce, I stayed calm. He wanted everything\u2014our house, car, savings\u2014and I let him have it. All I asked for were my personal things and peace.<\/p>\n<p>Mike thought he\u2019d won. He even told me to pack up and leave\u00a0<em>his<\/em>\u00a0house by the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>What he didn\u2019t know? My mom helped us buy that house\u2014and the agreement he signed gave her the right to live there\u00a0<em>whenever she wanted<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>So after I moved out, she moved in.<\/p>\n<p>Mike called me, furious. \u201cYour mom\u2019s here and won\u2019t leave!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I smiled. \u201cShe\u2019s not going anywhere.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Revenge? Served warm, with toast.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Share if you believe karma always comes around.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>He Took the House in the Divorce\u2014So I Let My Mom Move In When my husband Mike asked for a divorce, I stayed calm. He <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=2215\" title=\"My ex-husband ended up with the house, car, and all our money after the divorce \u2013 and I laughed, because that was exactly what I had intended\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2216,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2217,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2215\/revisions\/2217"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}