A blonde woman and her husband were lying in bed, listening to the neighbor\u2019s dog bark in the backyard. It had been going on for hours, and any hope of a peaceful night was slipping away. Finally, she threw back the covers. \u201cI\u2019ve had enough of this,\u201d she announced, getting up and heading downstairs. Her husband stayed behind, waiting for whatever she had planned to bring some much-needed quiet to the house.<\/p>\n
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When she eventually climbed back into bed, there was one obvious problem: the dog was still barking. Nothing about the noise suggested that her late-night mission had accomplished anything. Puzzled, her husband turned to her. \u201cThe dog is still barking. What have you been doing?\u201d She answered with the satisfaction of someone who had settled the matter once and for all: \u201cI put the dog in our backyard\u2026 let\u2019s see how THEY like all the barking!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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