A blonde woman and her husband were lying awake while the neighbor\u2019s dog barked endlessly outside. After hours of tossing and turning, she flung back the covers. \u201cThat\u2019s it. I\u2019m going to do something about this!\u201d She disappeared downstairs, leaving her husband hoping he might finally get some rest. A little later, she climbed back into bed with the unmistakable satisfaction of someone who had handled a difficult situation. There was just one problem: the barking hadn\u2019t stopped.<\/p>\n
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Her husband listened for a moment, then turned toward her. \u201cWhat did you do? That dog is still barking!\u201d She smiled. \u201cI put it in our backyard. Let\u2019s see how they like it!\u201d He had been waiting for silence; she had been arranging revenge. The dog, meanwhile, had simply changed addresses without changing its performance. As far as she was concerned, justice had been served. Sleep, unfortunately, was still out of the question.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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