In the first joke, a 70-year-old widow places a newspaper ad seeking a husband her age who won\u2019t hit her, won\u2019t chase other women, and still has bedroom confidence. The next day, a gray-haired man arrives in a wheelchair, without arms or legs. When she questions him, he says he cannot run around or beat her. Then comes her final requirement. His answer? \u201cI rang the doorbell, didn\u2019t I?\u201d<\/p>\n
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In the second joke, a woman celebrating her 70th birthday disputes a $250 hotel bill. The manager lists the pool, conference center, and entertainment: she could have used them, whether she did or not. Finally, she hands him a $50 check, deducting $200 for sleeping with her. \u201cBut I didn\u2019t!\u201d he protests. Her reply turns his own argument against him: \u201cWell, I was here, and you could have.\u201d He has walked straight into the punchline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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