{"id":22879,"date":"2026-10-26T12:39:10","date_gmt":"2026-10-26T12:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=22879"},"modified":"2026-10-26T12:39:10","modified_gmt":"2026-10-26T12:39:10","slug":"a-blonde-walks-into-a-shoe-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=22879","title":{"rendered":"A blonde walks into a shoe store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cHow do they feel?\u201d asks the sales clerk.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, they feel a bit tight,\u201d replies the blonde.<\/p>\n<div data-cptid=\"1589951_teachmelife.net_Inpage\">\n<div id=\"1589951_teachmelife.net_Inpage\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\"><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-20286 td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/1-2-300x169.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/1-2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/1-2.jpg 480w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde\u2019s feet.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cTry pulling the tongue out,\u201d offers the clerk.<\/p>\n<div data-cptid=\"1502303_teachmelife.net_300x600_1\">\n<div id=\"1502303_teachmelife.net_300x600_1\" data-gninstavoid=\"\"><iframe id=\"gnpbad_1502303\" width=\"300\" height=\"600\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" data-aladdin-format=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>..<\/p>\n<div data-cptid=\"1502301_teachmelife.net_300x250_2\">\n<div id=\"1502301_teachmelife.net_300x250_2\" data-gninstavoid=\"\"><iframe id=\"gnpbad_1502301\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" data-aladdin-format=\"true\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cNath, they still feelth <a href=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.net\/a-blonde-putting-50-cents-into-a-soda-machine\/\">a bit tight<\/a>,\u201d<\/strong> the blonde replies.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-20289 td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/unnamed-7-300x285.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/unnamed-7-300x285.jpg 300w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/unnamed-7-442x420.jpg 442w, https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/unnamed-7.jpg 512w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"285\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-12\">\n<div id=\"238613589\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>Blonde parking her car on a snow day<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20290 td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/ihvgsdvf-300x157-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"157\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo.<\/p>\n<p>One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say: \u201ctoday, you must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.\u201d The blonde goes out and moves her car.<\/p>\n<p>A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, \u201cToday, You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.\u201d The blonde goes out and moves her car again.<\/p>\n<p>The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says \u201cWe are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park\u2026..\u201d, then the electricity goes out.<\/p>\n<p>Norman\u2019s wife says, \u201cHoney, I don\u2019t know what to do.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Norman says, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you just leave it in the garage this time?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20291 td-animation-stack-type2-2\" src=\"https:\/\/teachmelife.b-cdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Screenshot-2021-10-14-155841-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"251\" height=\"180\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. \u201cHow do they feel?\u201d asks the sales clerk. \u201cWell, they feel <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=22879\" title=\"A blonde walks into a shoe store\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22879"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22881,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22879\/revisions\/22881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}