{"id":22882,"date":"2026-10-26T12:41:55","date_gmt":"2026-10-26T12:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=22882"},"modified":"2026-10-26T12:41:55","modified_gmt":"2026-10-26T12:41:55","slug":"where-she-stays-at-the-rest-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=22882","title":{"rendered":"Where She Stays at The Rest of The Year?"},"content":{"rendered":"

A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out.<\/h2>\n
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The kid opened the door and saw his grandmother reaching her hands to grab him.<\/p>\n

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The driver though, to make sure that that person is really a family member, asks the kid. \u201cIs this really your grandmother?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYes. She visits every Christmas!\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cVery good! And where she stays at the rest of the year?\u201d the driver insists.<\/p>\n

\u201cAt the airport!,\u201d says the kid and continues, \u201cWhenever we feel like, we go there and we take her home\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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A three-year-old boy,<\/h2>\n

was as excited as he could be to visit his grandma and grandpa in another state, especially since it meant taking his first trip on an airplane.<\/p>\n

He just boarded with his parents and got buckled in when he looked around the plane and frowned. \u201cWhat is it?\u201d His dad asked, wondering if he was nervous.<\/p>\n

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He then asked, a bit worried, \u201cAre ALL these people going to Grandma\u2019s house too?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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For two solid hours,<\/h2>\n

the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.<\/p>\n

She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, I\u2019ve done all the talking, and I\u2019m so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me\u2026 what do you think of my grandchildren?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A boy is writing his grandmother a letter.<\/h2>\n

His friends sees it and asks him: \u201cWho are you writing that letter?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy grandma\u201d The boy replies.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy are you writing so slowly?\u201d His friend asks him.<\/p>\n

\u201cShe can\u2019t read very fast!\u201d<\/p>\n

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The son of a Saudi mogul goes to study in Europe.<\/h2>\n

One night, the phone rings at the house of his parents.<\/p>\n

Dad:<\/strong> \u2018How\u2019s your life going, son?\u2019<\/p>\n

Son:<\/strong> \u2018It\u2019s going well, dad.\u2019<\/p>\n

Dad:<\/strong> \u2018Is something wrong? You don\u2019t sound happy.\u2019<\/p>\n

Son:<\/strong> \u2018No Dad, everything\u2019s fine. Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here.\u2019<\/p>\n

Dad:<\/strong> \u2018Son, tell me the truth. I know something\u2019s not right.\u2019<\/p>\n

Son:<\/strong> \u2018Well dad, to be honest, I am a bit ashamed to drive to my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.\u2019<\/p>\n

Dad:<\/strong> \u2018My dear son, why didn\u2019t you say so earlier? I will send you more funds this instant. Please stop embarrassing us and go and get yourself a train too.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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