The husband\u2019s challenge sounded simple: imagine being stranded deep in a forest without GPS or phone reception. How would she get home? His wife paused, then announced she would grab a large rock, find a coyote, and try to hit it. His disbelief only made her more confident. According to her dad, a frightened coyote would head toward the city. Her solution? Follow it straight back to civilization. To her, the problem was solved; to him, the conversation had taken a turn no textbook could explain.<\/p>\n
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For several seconds, he said nothing. Then, in the joke\u2019s final flourish, he opened his laptop and deleted his college degree folder. \u201cSomewhere along the way,\u201d he whispered, \u201cI clearly missed that class.\u201d Her questionable wildlife wisdom wasn\u2019t a survival tip, but her delivery won the exchange. He had brought a brainteaser; she had brought absolute confidence\u2014and apparently, a navigation system powered by coyote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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