At an auto parts store, a woman requested a \u201cseven ten cap\u201d for her Buick, describing a piece about three and a half inches wide. The puzzled employee handed her a notepad. She sketched a circle with \u201c710\u201d inside\u2014and the view from the opposite side revealed \u201cOIL.\u201d That upside-down discovery sets the tone for more groan-worthy punchlines, including an aging motorist describing bodily complaints as radiator leaks and exhaust backfires.<\/p>\n
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