{"id":2698,"date":"2025-05-26T22:14:14","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T22:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=2698"},"modified":"2025-05-26T22:14:14","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T22:14:14","slug":"14-stories-that-prove-youll-never-be-bored-after-having-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=2698","title":{"rendered":"14 Stories That Prove You\u2019ll Never Be Bored After Having Children"},"content":{"rendered":"

Story 1:<\/strong>
Me: Cover your mouth when you cough.
6yo: I try, but coughing pushes my hand away.<\/p>\n

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Story 2:<\/strong>
When I feel like quitting, I remember my 3yo who, after puking carrots, said, \u201cI\u2019m gonna need more carrots.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Story 3:<\/strong>
At the store, I told my daughter to pick anything. Expecting toys or sweets, she quietly said, \u201cI want a receipt, mom.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Story 5:<\/strong>
My 6yo wants a \u201ctarantula in a cage\u201d for Christmas. I\u2019m just glad he included \u201ccage\u201d and hope he forgets by then.<\/p>\n

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Story 7:<\/strong>
After endless questions from our 5yo, my wife asked why she asks so much. She said, \u201cUmm… I don\u2019t know anything.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Story 9:<\/strong>
I found my 4yo guiding a spider with cardboard in the bathroom: \u201cExcuse me, sir… this way, sir… you\u2019re not listening, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Story 10:<\/strong>
At lunch, my older son asked, \u201cIf every child has a father, why do we have 3 kids and only one dad?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Story 11:<\/strong>
Driving home:
\u2014 Dad, what\u2019s 2 + 3?
\u2014 Count it.
\u2014 I can\u2019t.
\u2014 Why?
\u2014 I\u2019m wearing mittens.<\/p>\n

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Story 13:<\/strong>
After a fight, my 10yo said, \u201cMom said you\u2019re not my dad, and she\u2019s leaving.\u201d I panicked. Turns out, it was all a misunderstanding from a movie he watched.<\/p>\n

Story 14:<\/p>\n

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