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I\u2019m Lucy, 47, and I\u2019ve been married to Dave for 22 years.<\/p>\n
One night at 3:12 a.m., I reached for him in bed\u2014only cold sheets. He wasn\u2019t there.<\/p>\n
\u201cJust taking the trash out,\u201d he said when he came in, though he never took it out before, especially not at night.<\/p>\n
The next morning, the trash can was empty. Something felt off.<\/p>\n
I asked again. \u201cWhy take it out at 3 a.m.?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt was full,\u201d he laughed. \u201cDid I commit a crime?\u201d<\/p>\n
That night, I tried to stay up but fell asleep. In the morning, the trash was gone again.<\/p>\n
By Thursday, I was ready. I set my alarm for 2:55 a.m. Dave was already gone. I watched from the window.<\/p>\n
He stood on the porch of the blue house across the street. A woman in a red silk dress opened the door. They kissed like teenagers.<\/p>\n
I hid in the hallway closet when he returned.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere were you?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n
\u201cRight here,\u201d he said, his hand still warm from touching her.<\/p>\n
The next day, I called in sick. He brought me flowers.<\/p>\n
That night, I filmed everything\u2014her red slip, their long kiss, his quiet return to our bed.<\/p>\n
I did this for a week. Seven nights. Seven videos.<\/p>\n
On the eighth, I didn\u2019t set an alarm. I sent everything to a divorce lawyer with a note: \u201cI need everything.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n That night, he said, \u201cHow was the trash?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt was fine,\u201d I replied.<\/p>\n Three weeks later, over coffee, I handed him the divorce papers.<\/p>\n \u201cLucy, what\u2019s this?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYour freedom.\u201d<\/p>\n He stared at me, confused. I showed him the video.<\/p>\n \u201cHow long?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n \u201cPick your question, Dave. I\u2019ve got time.\u201d<\/p>\n He moved in with Betty the next day. She dumped him six weeks later\u2014for her roofer.<\/p>\n Apparently, she got bored once the thrill of stealing someone else’s husband wore off.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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