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My dad never liked parties.<\/strong> He was always the guy who quietly slipped into the kitchen. But at my engagement party, he was beaming \u2014 not at me, but at Lenora. My future mother-in-law.<\/p>\n I first got suspicious when she placed a napkin on<\/em> his lap, then leaned in and cooed, \u201cAren\u2019t you cold, Frank?\u201d<\/p>\n From across the table, in my dream dress, I felt like an extra in a play called Dating Over Fifty<\/em>. And it only got weirder.<\/p>\n Lenora and Dad disappeared for ten minutes. When they returned, she chirped about \u201cromantic lighting.\u201d I brushed it off, convinced it was harmless.<\/p>\n Then Lenora showed up at my apartment. \u201cI\u2019m getting married!\u201d she beamed. \u201cLet\u2019s do a joint wedding! It\u2019ll be symbolic!\u201d<\/p>\n I reluctantly agreed \u2014 as long as everything stayed on my terms.<\/p>\n The bachelorette party was actually fun. For a moment, I felt bad for suspecting her. Until I asked who her fianc\u00e9 was.<\/p>\n She smiled. \u201cYou\u2019ll see. We\u2019re family now.\u201d<\/p>\n On my wedding day, Dad was missing. The music stopped. Lenora appeared in her dress, smiling.<\/p>\n \u201cAubrey,\u201d she said, \u201cyour father has a more important role today.\u201d<\/p>\n And there he was. Standing beside her. The groom.<\/p>\n I froze. Mom exploded. The truth came out: they were already divorced. Lenora had proposed. They hid it \u2014 for my sake.<\/p>\n \u201cYou stole my day,\u201d I told them. \u201cYou turned it into a soap opera.\u201d<\/p>\n I ran.<\/p>\n But Silas found me. \u201cThat\u2019s their<\/em> drama. Not ours,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n So I returned.<\/p>\n \u201cTo anyone here for a wedding \u2014 welcome,\u201d I said into the mic. \u201cIf you prefer family drama, Netflix is down the hall.\u201d<\/p>\n I made Dad walk me down the aisle.<\/p>\n We got married.<\/p>\n Lenora and Dad ate salad in the corner. It wasn\u2019t perfect.<\/p>\n But it was real. And finally, honest.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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