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\u201cWe\u2019d love to get to know you better,\u201d my future MIL cooed over the phone. \u201cJust a quiet getaway at our lake house.\u201d<\/p>\n
Josh gave me a thumbs-up. We\u2019d been engaged three months \u2014 it seemed like the right time.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat sounds lovely,\u201d I said sweetly. \u201cWe can\u2019t wait.\u201d<\/p>\n
But when we arrived, the lake house looked like a horror movie set \u2014 musty, dusty, and untouched. Josh\u2019s mom barely said hello before handing me cleaning supplies. \u201cYou know… since you\u2019re going to be family.\u201d<\/p>\n
Josh tried to intervene, but she waved him off. Hours later, I was still scrubbing while they relaxed on the porch.<\/p>\n
\u201cHope you know how to grill,\u201d she said at dinner. \u201cWe like our women capable.\u201d<\/p>\n
I cooked while she watched, wine in hand, smiling like it was all a game.<\/p>\n
After dinner, I asked about a shower.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, sweetie,\u201d she chirped, \u201cthe indoor one\u2019s broken. But we have a basin out back!\u201d<\/p>\n
That night, shivering under cold water, I swallowed my pride. But the next morning, I overheard her laughing on the phone: \u201cShe thinks the shower\u2019s broken. Just wanted to see what kind of girl she is. A little test.\u201d<\/p>\n
I wanted to scream. Instead, I stayed silent.<\/p>\n
Later, Josh and I walked by the lake.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s just… protective,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
\u201cBy making me play Cinderella?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019ll come around,\u201d he offered weakly.<\/p>\n
Back at the house, a scream rang out \u2014 his mother\u2019s. The plumber had arrived early and walked in on her… in the supposedly broken shower.<\/p>\n
Josh was stunned. \u201cYou lied?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n
She said nothing. The truth was clear.<\/p>\n
We packed and left without a word.<\/p>\n
Halfway home, Josh said, \u201cI\u2019m sorry. For not standing up for you.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSome tests backfire,\u201d I said. \u201cShe wasn\u2019t just testing me. She was testing you, too.\u201d<\/p>\n
We both learned something that weekend.<\/p>\n
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