A married couple drives at 40 mph when the wife, after 20 years of marriage, demands a divorce, revealing an affair with her husband\u2019s best friend. The husband remains silent, gripping the wheel tighter as he accelerates to 45, then 55 mph. She escalates her demands\u2014wanting the house, car, bank accounts, credit cards, and boat\u2014pushing his speed to 65 mph. As the car veers toward a concrete bridge, she nervously asks if he wants anything. Calmly, he replies, \u201cNo, I\u2019ve got everything I need,\u201d and as they near the wall, he smiles and says, \u201cThe airbag!\u201d\u2014implying a dark acceptance of the crash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"