The next day, he found out his wife had given birth to twins. Excited, he rushed to call her.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m so happy!\u201d he said. \u201cWho took you to the hospital?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYour brother Joe did,\u201d she replied. \u201cSince I was under anesthesia, he picked the names.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband froze. \u201cWait\u2014Joe<\/em>? He\u2019s not the sharpest! What names did he choose?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWe had a girl and a boy,\u201d she said. \u201cJoe named the girl Deniece.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell, that\u2019s actually kind of nice,\u201d he said, relieved. \u201cWhat about the boy?\u201d<\/p>\n She sighed. \u201cHe named him De-nephew.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"