Here\u2019s a tighter version that keeps the punchlines intact:<\/p>\n
A depressed man walks into a bar and orders six double brandies. The bartender asks, \u201cRough day?\u201d
\nHe sighs, \u201cI just found out my dad is gay.\u201d<\/p>\n
The next day, he returns even more downcast, orders six more, and says, \u201cNow my son is gay too.\u201d<\/p>\n
On the third day, he stumbles in again and orders six. The bartender asks, \u201cDoesn\u2019t anyone in your family like women?\u201d
\nHe mutters, \u201cYeah\u2026 my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then:<\/p>\n
An old cowboy sits in a bar and describes to the bartender how he herds cattle all day. Later, a woman sits down and says, \u201cI\u2019m a lesbian\u2014I spend every moment thinking about women.\u201d<\/p>\n
The cowboy leaves, goes to another bar, orders a beer, and when asked what he does, says, \u201cThis morning I was a cowboy, but now\u2026 I think I\u2019m a lesbian.<\/p>\n
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