{"id":4528,"date":"2025-07-13T16:40:38","date_gmt":"2025-07-13T16:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=4528"},"modified":"2025-07-13T16:40:38","modified_gmt":"2025-07-13T16:40:38","slug":"two-blondes-were-taking-their-first-train-trip-to-toronto-on-the-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=4528","title":{"rendered":"Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Toronto on the train"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"102\">A vendor walked down the train corridor selling a type of banana the passengers had never seen before.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"233\">Curious, both friends bought one. The first woman peeled hers right away and took a bite\u2014just as the train entered a dark tunnel.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"424\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">When they came out the other side, she turned to her friend and warned,<br data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"309\" \/>\u201cDon\u2019t eat yours.\u201d<br data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"330\" data-is-only-node=\"\" \/>\u201cWhy not?\u201d her friend asked.<br data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"361\" \/>\u201cBecause I took one bite\u2026 and I went blind for thirty seconds!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A vendor walked down the train corridor selling a type of banana the passengers had never seen before. Curious, both friends bought one. The first <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=4528\" title=\"Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Toronto on the train\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4530,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4528\/revisions\/4530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}