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A woman marries a man and has 10 kids. Sadly, the man passes away. She remarries and has another 10 children. That husband dies too, so she marries a third man and has 10 more kids.<\/p>\n

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When he dies, she marries yet again and has 10 more children. After her fourth husband dies, the woman eventually passes away as well.<\/p>\n

At her funeral, the priest says quietly, \u201cThank God, they\u2019re finally together.\u201d<\/p>\n

Someone nearby asks, \u201cDo you think he meant her first, second, or third husband?\u201d
The man next to him replies, \u201cI think he meant her legs.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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