Bob, a 65-year-old ultra-wealthy widower, walks into the Country Club accompanied by a breathtaking 25-year-old woman.
\nHer stunning looks and captivating presence leave everyone silent. She clings to Bob\u2019s arm, hanging on his every word as if he\u2019s the most intriguing man alive.
\nHis friends at the club are stunned. They pull him aside and ask, \u201cBob, how did you manage to get a girlfriend like that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob smiles and replies, \u201cGirlfriend? She\u2019s my wife!\u201d His friends are amazed and can\u2019t help but ask, \u201cHow did you convince her to marry you?\u201d<\/p>\n
With a mischievous grin, Bob leans in and says, \u201cI lied about my age.\u201d They exchange knowing glances. \u201cOh, so you told her you were 50?\u201d<\/p>\n
Bob laughs and answers, \u201cNope, I told her I was 90.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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