A woman was in bed with her lover when she suddenly heard her husband unlocking the front door.
\u201cQuick!\u201d she whispered, \u201cGo stand in the corner!\u201d<\/p>\n
She quickly slathered him in baby oil and sprinkled him with talcum powder.
\u201cDon\u2019t move,\u201d she instructed. \u201cJust act like a statue.\u201d<\/p>\n
When the husband walked into the room, he paused and asked,
\u201cWhat\u2019s that supposed to be?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s a statue,\u201d she said calmly. \u201cThe Smiths just got one, and I liked it so much I bought one for us, too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband didn\u2019t question it further, and they went to bed.<\/p>\n
Around 2 a.m., the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and came back with a sandwich and a beer.<\/p>\n
He handed it to the statue and said,
\u201cHere, eat this. I had to stand like that for two whole days at the Smiths\u2019 place and no one gave me a damn thing!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"