The maid asked her boss\u2019s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.<\/p>\n
The wife asked, \u201cNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cThere are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cThe second reason is that I am a better cook than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cThe third reason is that I am a better lover than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cDid my husband say that as well?\u201d<\/p>\n
Helen: \u201cNo, the gardener did.\u201d<\/p>\n
Wife: \u201cSo, how much do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"